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Still HODLing? Then You’ll Wanna See This Week’s Numbers 🧠📊

BTC, ETH, SUI — what they did, what’s next, and why it matters.

YOUR DOSE OF CRYPTO WISDOM AND ENTERTAINMENT

Hello, Hodlers! Welcome back to your favorite chaos-fueled corner of the internet! It’s time for your weekly dose of HodlFM market update! While normies were watching weather apps and waiting for iced lattes, we were glued to the charts, watching BTC flirt with new highs, ETH strut above $3K, and SUI light up DeFi dashboards.

TO THE MOOON

🏆 BTC – “King of the Crypto Jungle”

BTC just hit a new ATH of $123K today, with institutional whales doing synchronized cannonballs into Bitcoin ETFs. Rumor mill: some analysts are whispering about $200K–$300K by Christmas—classic crypto holiday cheer🎅.

Bitcoin Hold GIF

🧠 ETH – “Smart‑Contract Superstar”

ETH is flexing above the magic $3K mark (~$3,060). ETF vibes are strong, whispers of $7,500 by year-end, and that wild 100x, yes, million-dollar ETH, prediction from EMJ Capital is still cruising the hype train🚂. Binance says ETH might bump ~5% next month, so maybe $3.2K?

Bored Pump It GIF

🚀 SUI – “DeFi’s Rising Dynamo”

SUI is channeling serious energy, up ~14% this week, cruising near $3.99, flirting with the $4 resistance. DeFi stats are whipped into a frenzy: TVL hit $2.2B, and open interest is roaring. Analysts think a breakout to $4–$5 is on deck if it keeps this frothy pace.

Cryptocurrency Ronaldo GIF by stake.fish

THE SHOWCASE OF EPIC TWEETS

FOLLOW OUR SOCIAL MEDIA:

  • X - Where Crypto Meets Comedy;

  • TikTok - Investigating the Wacky World of Crypto;

  • СoinMarketCap - The Wildest Ride in the Crypto Market;

  • YouTube - Your Gateway to the World of Crypto.

Disclaimer: We're here to entertain, not to be your financial guru. This newsletter is purely for educational purposes and does not constitute financial advice or a magical fortune-telling session. So, grab your popcorn, enjoy the read, but remember to use your own wits and conduct thorough research before making any money moves. Stay curious, my friend!