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SharpLink’s big ETH move, Satoshi’s $131B fortune, Bitcoin homes, and trading tips—don’t miss it!

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Hodl Fm
July 17, 2025

YOUR WEEKLY DOSE OF CRYPTO WISDOM AND ENTERTAINMENT

Hey there, Hodlers!

Welcome to another fun-filled edition of the HODL FM Weekly, where we break down all the crazy, exciting, and downright cheeky happenings in the world of digital currencies. From gaming companies raking in millions of ETH to the mysterious Satoshi Nakamoto sitting comfortably among the world’s richest, the past week has been full of jaw-dropping moves.

Oh, and did we mention Bitcoin is helping people buy homes now? Yep, you read that right. So grab a seat, kick back, and get ready for the crypto madness of the week. You won’t want to miss a thing!

HOT NEWS

🏈 SharpLink Gaming Takes the Lead in ETH

In a move that has the crypto world buzzing, SharpLink Gaming has become the largest corporate holder of Ethereum, surpassing even the Ethereum Foundation. With a staggering 280,706 ETH (worth approximately $867 million), the company has staked 99.7% of its holdings, earning an additional 415 ETH since June 2. This bold strategy is part of a broader trend where companies are adopting the Ethereum Treasury Strategy, collectively acquiring over 550,000 ETH in just 30 days.

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🧠 Satoshi Nakamoto - The Billionaire Ghost

Who says ghosts can’t get rich? Satoshi Nakamoto, the mystery man (or woman, or alien) behind Bitcoin, is now the 11th richest person on Earth. With a net worth of $131 billion, Satoshi’s holding around 1.1 million BTC. And guess what? He (or she, or they) isn’t even doing anything – just chilling in the shadows with a fortune that keeps growing. Bitcoin’s price has gone through the roof, and so has Satoshi’s bank account.

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🏡 Block Earner Turns Bitcoin Into Real Estate Gold

Australian fintech company Block Earner has launched the country's first Bitcoin-backed home loans. Allowing homeowners to use their Bitcoin holdings as collateral, Block Earner offers interest-only loans with flexible repayment options in either crypto or Australian dollars. This innovative approach aims to make homeownership more accessible without forcing crypto enthusiasts to sell their assets.

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📚 Trading 101: Mastering the Art of Orders

For those looking to sharpen their trading skills, understanding the different types of orders is crucial. From market and limit orders to stop-loss and trailing stops, each type serves a specific purpose in managing risk and maximizing potential profits. Whether you're a seasoned trader or a newbie, mastering these tools can help you navigate the volatile crypto markets with confidence.

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THE WEEKLY SHOWCASE OF EPIC TWEETS AND TIKTOKS

FOLLOW OUR SOCIAL MEDIA:

  • X - Where Crypto Meets Comedy;

  • TikTok - Investigating the Wacky World of Crypto;

  • СoinMarketCap - The Wildest Ride in the Crypto Market;

  • YouTube - Your Gateway to the World of Crypto.

Disclaimer: We're here to entertain, not to be your financial guru. This newsletter is purely for educational purposes and does not constitute financial advice or a magical fortune-telling session. So, grab your popcorn, enjoy the read, but remember to use your own wits and conduct thorough research before making any money moves. Stay curious, my friends!