Your Weekly Crypto Roundup — April 24, 2026

Why 93% of Web3 games failed, how Bitmine built a $12.9B ETH treasury, what Kalshi and Polymarket are launching, and the iOS flaw that exposed deleted Signal messages.

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YOUR DOSE OF CRYPTO WISDOM AND ENTERTAINMENT

Hey HODLer, another week, another avalanche of signals. We dissected a $15B GameFi wreckage, watched two prediction-market titans race into leveraged crypto derivatives, tracked Bitmine's relentless ETH accumulation, and dug into the iOS bug that let deleted Signal messages haunt people from beyond the grave. Strap in.

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📰 THIS WEEK’S HOT NEWS

🎮 Gaming

93% of GameFi Projects Are Dead. Here's the Post-Mortem.

↓ $15B erased · 93% defunct · 300+ games shutdown

The Web3 gaming dream imploded in spectacular fashion. A market-making firm's report tallied roughly $15 billion erased and about 93% of GameFi projects now effectively dead, with token values down some 95% from their 2022 highs. Capital was wiped at every layer simultaneously: VCs, NFT buyers, gaming guilds, and tap-to-earn ecosystems all took losses in sync.

The names are sobering. Axie Infinity's daily active users dropped from around 2.7 million at peak to roughly 5,500. Hamster Kombat shed 96% of its users within six months of launch. Ember Sword burned through $18M over seven years and shut down without refunding anyone. The root cause? Developers built financial Ponzis dressed up as games. As long as new money flowed in, tokens held. When it stopped, everything collapsed.

The lesson the industry keeps refusing to learn: players want fun, not yield.

📈 Market

Polymarket vs. Kalshi: The Perpetual Futures Race Is On

Kalshi launches April 27 · Polymarket teases 10x leverage

Prediction markets are no longer content playing it safe with binary event contracts. Kalshi is launching perpetual futures on April 27 in New York City — Bitcoin and other crypto assets available from day one, USD as collateral, with stablecoins coming in Q2. Positions don't expire. CEO Tarek Mansour's internal codename? "Timeless." Very on the nose.

Hours after Kalshi's date leaked, Polymarket dropped its own teaser: up to 10x leverage, long/short positions on Bitcoin, gold, silver, Nvidia, and Coinbase. No hard launch date yet, and it's unclear whether U.S. users will have access immediately. Both platforms are CFTC-regulated Designated Contract Markets — which gives them a legal runway that offshore perp exchanges don't have.

Bernstein estimates the broader prediction market space could grow from $51B in 2025 to $1 trillion by 2030. The war for liquidity is just getting started.

⬡ Ethereum

Bitmine Now Controls 4% of All ETH in Existence

4.97M ETH · $12.9B treasury · $221M annualized staking revenue

Tom Lee's Bitmine Immersion Technologies is playing a different kind of game. The company acquired 101,627 ETH in a single week, its largest weekly purchase since December, bringing its total to 4,976,485 ETH. That's more than 4% of Ethereum's entire 120.7 million token supply, and 82% of the way toward its stated 5% target.

Total treasury sits at $12.9B across ETH (valued at ~$11.5B), 199 BTC, $1.12B in cash, and equity stakes in Beast Industries and Eightco Holdings. Roughly 67% of holdings are staked through its MAVAN platform, generating an estimated $221M in annualized staking revenue, beating the network benchmark yield at 2.88% vs 2.76%.

The NYSE-listed stock (BMNR) is averaging $1.2B in daily trading volume. Institutional holders include Cathie Wood's ARK, Pantera, Galaxy Digital, and Founders Fund. This is the MicroStrategy playbook, but for Ethereum.

🔒 Tech

Apple Quietly Patched the iOS Bug That Exposed Deleted Signal Messages to the FBI

CVE-2026-28950 · Fixed in iOS 26.4.2 · Signal users: update now

Here's an uncomfortable one. Apple released iOS 26.4.2 to fix a vulnerability (CVE-2026-28950) that allowed notification previews to persist on-device even after messages were deleted and apps were removed. The bug sat in iOS's Notification Services and was caused by a logging issue; deleted notifications were unexpectedly retained in memory.

Why it matters: 404 Media reported the FBI retrieved Signal message content from a suspect's phone even though the app had been deleted and disappearing messages were turned on. The recovered data didn't come from Signal's encrypted database — it came from cached notification previews at the OS level. Encryption protected the messages inside Signal. The OS undermined it.

Signal confirmed the fix and said no additional action is needed beyond installing the update, the patch will automatically delete all retained notifications. The incident is a sharp reminder that privacy is only as strong as the weakest layer in the stack.

📈 TOP GAINERS & LOSERS

  1. Just (JST) - jumped by 26.66% to $0.08142 this week;

  2. MemeCore (M) - surged 22.32% during that time to reach a price of $4.55;

  3. EdgeX (EDGE) - The price went up 15.85% to $1.40.

  1. Aave (AAVE) - end week price of $95.08, falling this week for 18.86%.

  2. LayerZero (ZRO) - lost 17.91% to end the week at a price of $1.60.

  3. Worldcoin (WLD) - finished the week down 14.64%, at $0.263;

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