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šŸ”„ Crypto headlines: Vitalik alerts, Binance blocked, Saylor plans

Binance disappears in the Philippines, Vitalik sounds the alarm, and Saylor keeps stacking Bitcoin. Here’s what’s moving crypto today.

Here’s an un-boring way to invest that billionaires have quietly leveraged for decades

If you have enough money that you think about buckets for your capital…

Ever invest in something you know will have low returns—just for the sake of diversifying?

CDs… Bonds… REITs…  :(

Sure, these ā€œboringā€ investments have some merits. But you probably overlooked one historically exclusive asset class:

It’s been famously leveraged by billionaires like Bezos and Gates, but just never been widely accessible until now.

It’s had attractive growth and hasn’t tended to move in line with other markets from 1995 to 2025.

It’s not private equity or real estate. Surprisingly, it’s postwar and contemporary art.

And since 2019, over 70,000 people have started investing in SHARES of artworks featuring legends like Banksy, Basquiat, and Picasso through a platform called Masterworks.

  • 28 exits to date

  • $1,275,000,000+ invested

  • Annualized net returns like 14.6%, 17.8%, and 17.8%

My subscribers can SKIP their waitlist and invest in blue-chip art.

*Past performance is not indicative of future returns. Important Reg A disclosures: masterworks.com/cd

YOUR WEEKLY DOSE OF CRYPTO WISDOM AND ENTERTAINMENT

Hey there,

Monday started loud.

Regulators made moves, builders shipped new products, and major crypto players doubled down on long-term bets. The tone across the industry feels clear this week: less hype, more positioning. Companies are preparing for regulation, strengthening infrastructure, and investing in the next phase of adoption.

If last week felt uncertain, this one already feels decisive. Here’s your quick catch-up from across the market šŸ‘‡

Monday news

šŸ“Š Altcoin season index

😱 Fear and greed index

šŸ”„ Tweets of the day

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Disclaimer: We're here to entertain, not to be your financial guru. This newsletter is purely for educational purposes and does not constitute financial advice or a magical fortune-telling session. So, grab your popcorn, enjoy the read, but remember to use your own wits and conduct thorough research before making any money moves. Stay curious, my friends!